Anika

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PHRASES WOMEN USE


(1) Fine:

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are

right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes:

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given

five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3) Nothing:

This is the calm before the storm. This means something,

and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing

usually end in fine.


(4) Go Ahead:

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do It.


(5) Loud Sigh:

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement

often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you

are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here

and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning

of nothing.)


(6) That's Okay:

This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman

can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard

before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7) Thanks:

A woman is thanking you. Do not question, or faint; just say

you're welcome. I want to add in a clause here: This is true UNLESS
she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you

at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" in this case, for that will

bring on a "whatever").


(8)
Whatever:

Is a women's way of saying F*CK YOU!


(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:

Another dangerous statement, meaning

this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,

but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking

"What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.



Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.

Do you have a tattoo?

How old are you?

Are you single or taken?

Eat with your hands or utensils?

Do you dream at night?

Ever seen a corpse?

George Strait or Jay Z?

How did we meet?

Whats your philosophy on life and death?

If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?

Do you trust the police?

Do you have a crush on me?

What is your fondest memory of me?

If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?

Would you cheat?

What do you wear to sleep?

Have you ever peed in a pool?

Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?

If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?

Which do you prefer - short or long hair?

Do you sing in the shower?

What's your favorite color?

If you could bring back anyone that has passed, would you?

Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?

What was your first impression of me?

Have you ever done drugs?

Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Anika S. De Coteau

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